When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa Bed and watching a 10-inch black & white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis